Friday, August 10, 2007

Porn vs Hentai
[Waiting in Vain @

Dannie incidentally wrote the following list in our late night ICQ chat. Did I tell you that, that boy is a fricking genius?

Porn:
Khass (11:57 PM) :
typical porn movie:
Khass (11:57 PM) :
1) CRAPPY BACKSTORY WITH SLUTS AND HORNY GUYS
Khass (11:57 PM) :
2) BLOWJOB/CUNNILINGUS
Khass (11:57 PM) :
3) CUNNILINGUS/BLOWJOB
Khass (11:58 PM) :
4) MISSIONARY
Khass (11:58 PM) :
5) WOMAN ON TO
Khass (11:58 PM) :
TOP*
Khass (11:58 PM) :
6) DOGGY STYLE
Khass (11:58 PM) :
7) BLOW JOB
Khass (11:58 PM) :
9) ONE-MAN BUKKAKE


Hentai:
Khass (12:00 AM) :
hentai is like this
Khass (12:00 AM) :
1) WOMAN LOOKS INTO MAN'S FACE. MAN SMILES
Khass (12:01 AM) :
2) WOMAN BLUSHES. BY SOME ANATOMICAL BIRTH DEFECT, ONLY THE AREA BELOW HER EYES IS AFFECTED
Khass (12:01 AM) :
3) DIAGONAL SNAKES SUN BATHE IN THE AREA
Khass (12:01 AM) :
4) MAN ADVANCES
Khass (12:01 AM) :
5) WOMAN: "NO!"
Khass (12:02 AM) :
6) MAN TOUCHES THE "NO-NO" ZONES
Khass (12:02 AM) :
7) WOMAN SLIGHTLY GIVES IN
Cynn (12:02 AM) :
wrong, the woman gave in from the beginning but just pretended
Khass (12:02 AM) :
8 ) WOMAN'S CLOTHES MISTERIOULY DISSAPEAR
Khass (12:03 AM) :
9) STROKING
Khass (12:03 AM) :
10) CUNNINLINGUS
Khass (12:03 AM) :
11) "AHOY, CAPTAIN, THE SHIP IS ABOUT TO ENTER THE PORT!"
Khass (12:03 AM) :
12) SEX. MOANING, SUPPOSED PAIN. WILD SEX
Khass (12:04 AM) :
13) WILDER SEX
Khass (12:04 AM) :
14) "OY, CAPTAIN, READY DA POOP DECK!"
Khass (12:05 AM) :
15) "MON CAPITAN, THE SEAMEN ARE READY TO EXIT THE SHIP!"
Khass (12:05 AM) :
16) *SPLURT*

Now pardon me, I need to finish the vaunted hentai game I left before...


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Name: Cynn
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