MSN, roaches, and tall asian girls
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Save my drowning cookies! says:
Asian is the best

Hellmaster Phibrizo - will quiting my job make me a quitter... says:
yes yes

Hellmaster Phibrizo - will quiting my job make me a quitter... says:
asian girlsss

Hellmaster Phibrizo - will quiting my job make me a quitter... says:
:p

Save my drowning cookies! says:
they're short

Save my drowning cookies! says:
:P

Hellmaster Phibrizo - will quiting my job make me a quitter... says:
there are tall asian girls also

Hellmaster Phibrizo - will quiting my job make me a quitter... says:
wit nice loooongg legs

Hellmaster Phibrizo - will quiting my job make me a quitter... says:
(drools

Save my drowning cookies! says:
...They're way overrated

Save my drowning cookies! says:
I bet they fall alot

Hellmaster Phibrizo - will quiting my job make me a quitter... says:
noo they dont..

Save my drowning cookies! says:
Because they're so darn used to staring above, they never see what's below

Hellmaster Phibrizo - will quiting my job make me a quitter... says:
are you talkin about ur self

Save my drowning cookies! says:
...

Save my drowning cookies! says:
If they don't, WHY DO I FALL!

Hellmaster Phibrizo - will quiting my job make me a quitter... says:
coz u have two left feet...

Save my drowning cookies! says:
Why do people fall Why do my short friends never fall

Save my drowning cookies! says:
GAH!

Hellmaster Phibrizo - will quiting my job make me a quitter... says:
keke

Hellmaster Phibrizo - will quiting my job make me a quitter... says:
it's true isn't it

Save my drowning cookies! says:
no it isn't, then I won't be here because I'd be away in some circus to show my superb 2 left legs

Hellmaster Phibrizo - will quiting my job make me a quitter... says:
sheeshh

Save my drowning cookies! says:
seriously

Save my drowning cookies! says:
then I'd be rich, and live a Happy life with a nice, loving husband who only wants my money, but I won't care since I'll pretend I don't know

Hellmaster Phibrizo - will quiting my job make me a quitter... says:
then you are just clumsy

Hellmaster Phibrizo - will quiting my job make me a quitter... says:
:P

Save my drowning cookies! says:
Then we'll have kids and I'll name the girl cecilia cheung II, and the boy Jay Chou IV

Hellmaster Phibrizo - will quiting my job make me a quitter... says:
ewww

Save my drowning cookies! says:
Then at my tender 60th birthday, I'll start learning chinese, and eventually live in china to harass tall asian girls and make them fall a lot

Save my drowning cookies! says:
Happy ever after

Hellmaster Phibrizo - will quiting my job make me a quitter... says:
u think too much

Well, what happens on a late night chat on msn... If he reads this, well, pretend it's not me :P

I'm the cookie hugger, by the way. I drowned eight, but managed to save some. Aren't I nice?

On to roaches, we had a pest control guy coming today, since roaches are overpopulating the house, basically, he went around spraying this substance to places, and I thought he would at least use spray. You know, I really am skeptical about this product. I expect roaches to die upon contact, but noooooo... one just crawled on my wall a while ago, and darn it, I just had to soil my hands! Upon seeing it, scuttle around behind my cloth hanger, I went for a very thick, hardcover library book I borrowed, and with one swift motion, parted my hanging clothes, and bludgeoned the roach with considerable flair (me: die, roach, DIE DIE DIE!!! side note: kidding, I did it as calmly as merely swatting a fly), and guess what, the insides exploded!

Yuck, yuck, YUCK!

Now I have to somehow scrape the gooey thing off my book, and somehow read it before school ends.

It's karma. I should be meaner next time.

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NRF: You look like a god
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NRF=Normal retarded friend

So, in a humid, cold, freezing day we were jigging, and for one reason or another she decided to point to a poster with a girl on it.

NRF: Hey, if you cut your hair like that, you'll look like a god!
Me: What? A god? (no, there's no eyebrow twitching here, since when with her I pretty much face everything with detachment for my sanity)
NRF: But then again you'd look freaky...

Tell me, what does cutting my hair and looking like a god has to do with each other? Did she mean I'll look like Jesus when I cut my hair? Last time I checked he's male... actually, scratch that. Figuring what the hell goes through her mind is kinda impossible.

Labels: Humor, School

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Sports
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Ok, so trying to lift weights using the nautilus machines after a year of absolutely no working out may not be the brightest idea I have today. Imagine this scenario: A tall, L-sized girl walks to a natilus machine, and after inspecting the diagram, she decided to try it. Hmm, She thought, seeing that the uppermost weight is was blocked off by something. After thinking some more she unscrewed the 'thing', and put it on the hold to the second weight, which is about 9 lbs. Happy, she sat on the bench, and started lifting it.

1, 2, 3...
....

Oh shit!

Exactly, after a year of inactive lifestyle, my muscle mass must've decreased significantly. I remember that before this, I can use the exact same machine quite effectively, and NOT pull a muscle from 2 reps. I don't know what muscle I pulled (except that it hurt like hell, and I had to go home with my super heavy bag slung on one shoulder only), so I decided to be smart, and name it alterior deltoids. Ok, I got it from the diagram, so what?

Labels: Humor, School

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Future Mothers
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So there I was, silently reading my book as I was feeling a bit depressed and pissed, listening to the usual group bickering and making silly jokes at each other nonchalantly. I was planning on staying quiet till the end of recess, but this particular topic caught my attention. Being a mother. Yep, being a mother. Now I was wondering why the hell they were talking about that stuff when we're well- 10 something years short of being one ourselves. And so I closed my book and chimed in, giving inputs, argued, and ocassionally confusing people by mumbling like a shaman.

Now, from what I gathered, 3 from 9 of us plans on adopting (because we fear pain), about 3 says "Hell no!" to adopting and plans on giving birth, 1 decided that giving her life to family is an awful idea, and ultimately resents to notion to fall in love ("Your motherly instincts haven't been fully developed," I said), and 1 absolutely likes kids and plans to give birth to one and adopt one, and the last one didn't give a clear enough opinion. I know, what's the best way to spend your lunch time but discuss about giving birth, eh? It's also interesting that they think it's too late to marry at the age of near 30, but I retorted that it gives you enough maturity, and all that crap.

Of course, when this particular girl said that there's absolutely no good guy in the world, which all the others deftly agree with (we're all boyfriendless, if you haven't noticed. The only one who has it was busy eyeing her phone trying to contact a new guy. Pssh, teen girls...), I retorted swiftly by saying, "Stop being so pessimistic", which they replied back with a 'Yeah, coming from you?'. "What? Whaaaat?" Seemed to be my only answer to that. But there's a base to me saying that there might be a good guy in this world, because there's one example in my life. Naming my brother. Seriously, he's the most capable, ideal husband I have encountered. Not that I have a brother complex or whatever, it would just be nice to meet a guy like him. I know, an idealistic thought by a teen girl in puberty.

Sooo... where was I again? Yes, that girl. I fear that she actually hates the male species. Based on her reaction on normal teenage crush, love, and good guys. But of course I haven't came around to asking her about that. Maybe later. After a lot more minutes of debating, telling each other about the best way to give birth, making weird faces at each other's notions, and deciding whether to adopt or not, this other girl had finally walked away, saying "What are we? A group of future mothers?" really loudly.

I agree.

Labels: Humor, Rant, School

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Piiiiiuuuung
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I feel quite thin today.

...On my cleavage.

But then I saw someone's who's not 12 years old who's even flatter (and on the most unlikely place too). So w00t on that one :D

Labels: Humor

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Death by Headbutting
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I've just come to a realization that being headbutted by my 3 years old nephew on the pelvic area (I'm no guy, but it's still bony there) might as well be the worst pain I've ever felt in like, 3 months. Beware of the 3 years old baby who headbutts people! Especially if he's only as tall as your hips! Now being a quite tall person/girl, it's quite shameful I had to say "Ouch!" loudly and recoil from the hit. Braced it like a man, I should.

...And I've also realized that sarcasm does nil to a 5 years old kid. Now that proves troublesome because I usually communicate in sarcasm nowadays.

Last news: My father just agreed to let me live alone seeing that 50-70% of my source of depression now comes from living with those two people I call brother and sister in law. Okay, they're not THAT bad. Yet. But I'm a fairly private person. I need my own space, privacy, and I value freedom above all else, and living with them have failed to provide me those three essential things. You know how 2 families cannot possibly live together without clashing, right? Well, in a sense I'm the second, individual family, and quite frankly, I'm the invader of their privacy here. To be blunt, probably 6 out of 10 cut wounds I've self-inflicted is because of this whole 'we're so happy living together, envy us *smiley face*! Not" scenery.

Well, he's bound to change his mind whent he day actually comes, god knows coming up with whatever excuse he has to not let me live alone (law, I'm immature, I'll burn the house down (I agree with this one), blablabla), which, if that happens, I'll just have to simply break his heart. I'm not going to have another break down like I did exactly a year ago, I'll do anything to prevent that from happening again.

Labels: Humor

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Pathetic
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Cyn's PokéPet

Ugyaaah! the level 76 Jolteon!

Ok, shut up. I know I'm pathetic.

*Goes off to dig old pokemon game*

Labels: Contemplation, Humor

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Random chat
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Random chat I had with a certain too crazy to be true person. Here goes:

Cynthia: You're still young now though. Although I fail to see the logic behind running around naked and being in love
cass_ro91: it's a way of showing it
cass_ro91: DUH
Cynthia: Ok, you're weird
cass_ro91: (wow, darkblade has FOUR +3 rings )
cass_ro91: why am i weird?
cass_ro91: did noone run around naked in the rain to show you their love for you?
Cynthia: Running around naked is weird. Especially if it's a way to show love. You're weird
cass_ro91: i don't think so!
Cynthia: You're reeeallly weird. Go to the doctor
cass_ro91: no
cass_ro91: i made the last one retire
cass_ro91: ... and the priest next to him lock himself in the monastery in prair for the rest of hi slife
Cynthia: Gaaaah, get away from me, lunatic!
cass_ro91: no
cass_ro91: i love you
cass_ro91: want me to ... ? eh?
Cynthia: Eh?
cass_ro91: run?
cass_ro91: around?
cass_ro91: naked?
Cynthia: You did
cass_ro91: and i'll gladly do it again
Cynthia: Oh god
cass_ro91: what?
cass_ro91 : i know you'll feel flattered
Cynthia: More like it'll disturb me for life
Cynthia: Actually, wear a barbarian
Cynthia: 's loincloth next tiem you do that
cass_ro91: no
cass_ro91: it won't be naked
cass_ro91: i'll skin myself if you want
cass_ro91: then i'l be even more naked
Cynthia: You'll be naked and DEAD
cass_ro91: nope
cass_ro91: just bloody
cass_ro91: and pains agonising me
cass_ro91: a lot
Cynthia: Then you'd be dead from blood lost
cass_ro91: you're not listening
cass_ro91: i can bathe in medicinal alcohol to stop it
cass_ro91: DUH
Cynthia D.S: *Pats* I know life must be tough for you... I also mourn for your loss of sanity
cass_ro91: what sanity?
cass_ro91:
Cynthia D.S: Oh, you never had one to begin with...

Yeah. Mourn for the poor guy, people. For his soul is bound to damnation by his utter lack of sanity...

Labels: Humor

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Name: Cynn
Age: Young. Very Young.

An outlook of my life, fueled not by creativity, but by the sheer need to vent. This is me, a bit depressive, a bit cold, sometimes suicidally hyper, but always longing for something I don't have. Feel free to walk my life, feel the indecisive, fleeting world of a teenager struggling to be better in her makeshift world.

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